Clemens Charged with Purgery

Apparently back in 2008 Roger Clemens lied to congress about his use of steroids…. PAUSE. Is it just me or is it none of Congress’ business whether or not he used steroids. That’s an issue with the MLB, other than that Clemens is allowed to put whatever the hell he wants into his body. I’m sorry but does our government not have more important things to worry about, more important things to spend money on? Ladies and gentlemen, our country is run by a large group of RETARDS, I hate to break it to you.

More Baren Out-takes!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Baren-The-Movie/137033982983229?ref=ts

MTV Finally Gets it Right

Chelsea Handler has been chosen to host the 2010 MTV VMA’s. After MTV made the mistake of choosing the extremely unfunny Aziz Ansari, I would say that this is a good recovery and a fabulous choice

TRUTH

The most attractive thing about a man? A man who’s the shit without having to say it. There is a reason why women adore male models, they don’t talk. I wanna be suprised when a guy picks me up in a nice Mercedes or BMW, I don’t want it to be the first thing I know about him. I don’t care if your at your beach house in the Hamptons popping bottles of Don Perignon and neither does the rest of facebook or twitter or whatever other social network you belong to. Besides the airheads, no one likes a show off, do what you do, for you and no one else. I don’t need a camera when I go out because I could care less to share my night with the rest of the world. I have fun for me and only me. So boys (because you certainly aren’t men yet) the best advice I can give you is… Shut the fuck up.

*Side note: Google images: I don’t appreciate going through 7 pages of male models to find a hot one*

Emmy snub

The most underrated show this year at the Emmy’s is Cougar Town. Both Courtney Cox Arquette and Busy Phillipps should be nominated, Courtney for Best Actress in A Comedic Role and Busy for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedic Role. It was a huge oversight by the Emmy’s. Also, had Phillipps been nominated not only would she be in good contention, she would beat Jane Lynch. However, that being said… my money is on Sofia Vergara for supporting actress. Lynch is funny, Vergara is on her own level.

Insomnia

The biggest bitch I ever met.

New Burlesque Clip

She almost sings too good to be an aspiring singer. Love her!

XXXO?

WTF?

Baren Teaser Number 1

The first teaser of Baren is here!!

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BAREN

Time for a little self promotion: Recently a few friends and I shot a movie titled "Baren." It was a 10 days rigorous production but 100% worth it. We couldn't be more happy with the outcome. Originally we labeled it as a student film, however, we have now switched it to an independent short. The amount of work that went into this production was staggering and completely went beyond what we originally had planned. The movie is set to come out around Thanksgiving of this year and we plan to premier it hopefully in NYC. If you would like updates please like the following Facebook page.

http://www.facebook.com/jackie.qafa#!/pages/Baren-The-Movie/137033982983229

Also, please follow me on twitter at @jackk__attackk

and facebook at: www.facebook.com/jackie.qafa

Quote of The Year:

"Madonna thinks she is unique and there cannot be a younger version of something that is unique"

Megan Fox What Happened To Your Face?

A while ago I saw an article about Megan Fox having had some plastic surgery done. However, I paid it no mind, because, well... I could care less about her. But it wasn't until I saw Eminem's "Love The Way You Lie" video that I really noticed it. And I have to say, it looks terrible. I don't know what her intentions were, but it appears to me that she actually wants to look like Angelina Jolie. Whatever was done to her lips can only be described as a FAIL. The worst part is that she was gorgeous before having anything done. I mean, I understand when people are insecure about something and they correct it such as a nose job, hey, whatever makes you happy. But to do unneccessary work to a face that is beautiful on its own is ridiculous. It's like Heidi Montag 2.0. The picture to the right speaks for itself.