Clemens Charged with Purgery

Apparently back in 2008 Roger Clemens lied to congress about his use of steroids…. PAUSE. Is it just me or is it none of Congress’ business whether or not he used steroids. That’s an issue with the MLB, other than that Clemens is allowed to put whatever the hell he wants into his body. I’m sorry but does our government not have more important things to worry about, more important things to spend money on? Ladies and gentlemen, our country is run by a large group of RETARDS, I hate to break it to you.

More Baren Out-takes!

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MTV Finally Gets it Right

Chelsea Handler has been chosen to host the 2010 MTV VMA’s. After MTV made the mistake of choosing the extremely unfunny Aziz Ansari, I would say that this is a good recovery and a fabulous choice

TRUTH

The most attractive thing about a man? A man who’s the shit without having to say it. There is a reason why women adore male models, they don’t talk. I wanna be suprised when a guy picks me up in a nice Mercedes or BMW, I don’t want it to be the first thing I know about him. I don’t care if your at your beach house in the Hamptons popping bottles of Don Perignon and neither does the rest of facebook or twitter or whatever other social network you belong to. Besides the airheads, no one likes a show off, do what you do, for you and no one else. I don’t need a camera when I go out because I could care less to share my night with the rest of the world. I have fun for me and only me. So boys (because you certainly aren’t men yet) the best advice I can give you is… Shut the fuck up.

*Side note: Google images: I don’t appreciate going through 7 pages of male models to find a hot one*

Emmy snub

The most underrated show this year at the Emmy’s is Cougar Town. Both Courtney Cox Arquette and Busy Phillipps should be nominated, Courtney for Best Actress in A Comedic Role and Busy for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedic Role. It was a huge oversight by the Emmy’s. Also, had Phillipps been nominated not only would she be in good contention, she would beat Jane Lynch. However, that being said… my money is on Sofia Vergara for supporting actress. Lynch is funny, Vergara is on her own level.

Insomnia

The biggest bitch I ever met.

New Burlesque Clip

She almost sings too good to be an aspiring singer. Love her!