Clemens Charged with Purgery

Apparently back in 2008 Roger Clemens lied to congress about his use of steroids…. PAUSE. Is it just me or is it none of Congress’ business whether or not he used steroids. That’s an issue with the MLB, other than that Clemens is allowed to put whatever the hell he wants into his body. I’m sorry but does our government not have more important things to worry about, more important things to spend money on? Ladies and gentlemen, our country is run by a large group of RETARDS, I hate to break it to you.

More Baren Out-takes!

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MTV Finally Gets it Right

Chelsea Handler has been chosen to host the 2010 MTV VMA’s. After MTV made the mistake of choosing the extremely unfunny Aziz Ansari, I would say that this is a good recovery and a fabulous choice

TRUTH

The most attractive thing about a man? A man who’s the shit without having to say it. There is a reason why women adore male models, they don’t talk. I wanna be suprised when a guy picks me up in a nice Mercedes or BMW, I don’t want it to be the first thing I know about him. I don’t care if your at your beach house in the Hamptons popping bottles of Don Perignon and neither does the rest of facebook or twitter or whatever other social network you belong to. Besides the airheads, no one likes a show off, do what you do, for you and no one else. I don’t need a camera when I go out because I could care less to share my night with the rest of the world. I have fun for me and only me. So boys (because you certainly aren’t men yet) the best advice I can give you is… Shut the fuck up.

*Side note: Google images: I don’t appreciate going through 7 pages of male models to find a hot one*

Emmy snub

The most underrated show this year at the Emmy’s is Cougar Town. Both Courtney Cox Arquette and Busy Phillipps should be nominated, Courtney for Best Actress in A Comedic Role and Busy for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedic Role. It was a huge oversight by the Emmy’s. Also, had Phillipps been nominated not only would she be in good contention, she would beat Jane Lynch. However, that being said… my money is on Sofia Vergara for supporting actress. Lynch is funny, Vergara is on her own level.

Insomnia

The biggest bitch I ever met.

New Burlesque Clip

She almost sings too good to be an aspiring singer. Love her!

XXXO?

WTF?

Baren Teaser Number 1

The first teaser of Baren is here!!

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BAREN

Time for a little self promotion: Recently a few friends and I shot a movie titled "Baren." It was a 10 days rigorous production but 100% worth it. We couldn't be more happy with the outcome. Originally we labeled it as a student film, however, we have now switched it to an independent short. The amount of work that went into this production was staggering and completely went beyond what we originally had planned. The movie is set to come out around Thanksgiving of this year and we plan to premier it hopefully in NYC. If you would like updates please like the following Facebook page.

http://www.facebook.com/jackie.qafa#!/pages/Baren-The-Movie/137033982983229

Also, please follow me on twitter at @jackk__attackk

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Quote of The Year:

"Madonna thinks she is unique and there cannot be a younger version of something that is unique"

Megan Fox What Happened To Your Face?

A while ago I saw an article about Megan Fox having had some plastic surgery done. However, I paid it no mind, because, well... I could care less about her. But it wasn't until I saw Eminem's "Love The Way You Lie" video that I really noticed it. And I have to say, it looks terrible. I don't know what her intentions were, but it appears to me that she actually wants to look like Angelina Jolie. Whatever was done to her lips can only be described as a FAIL. The worst part is that she was gorgeous before having anything done. I mean, I understand when people are insecure about something and they correct it such as a nose job, hey, whatever makes you happy. But to do unneccessary work to a face that is beautiful on its own is ridiculous. It's like Heidi Montag 2.0. The picture to the right speaks for itself.

Salt: A Little Sour

I love Angelina Jolie, and I think she's the best action star out there that includes all men as well. So of course, I had high expectations for her new movie SALT (as did many others). I regret to inform however, that I was not impressed with this movie at all. Angie was great, however the plot was awful and so were the "wigs" attached to Jolie's head. I'm not going into further detail because I'm sure plenty of people haven't had the chance to see it yet. Be the judge for yourself, but don't set your standards to high.

Not So Gleeful

Bla bla bla "GLEE is a great show, it's so funny and entertaining." No it's not. A) It's nonsense, they sing about bullshit at bullshit times. B) It's completely unoriginal. How? Good question. Most if not all of the songs they sing are songs that exist. Let's see, a Madonna episode, Lady Gaga episode, songs from Aerosmith, Christina Aguilera and countless other artists. The only reason people cared about it is because they use already popular things and put there own twist on them. BORING. If you want to actually laugh, watch the following shows: Modern Family, Cougar Town (although it will have a new name this season), Chuck, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother. These are all funny and original shows that don't need a gimmick to get recognition. Just sayin

R.I.P. George Steinbrenner

Yankees owner George Steinbrenner passed away today after suffering a massive heart attack. He just turned 80 on July 4th. It's a big loss for New Yorker's and he will truly be missed. Rest In Peace George

Lindsay Lohan to Face "Hard Time"

Yesterday Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in prison followed by 90 days in an in-patient rehabilitation center. Well we all know she will probably only serve about 90 minutes of that sentence because, well, she's a "celebrity." And even if she does serve more than 90 minutes the realistic number will only be about 23 days of her 90 day sentence. Honesty time, this girl is an idiot, she deserves to go to jail (we need to set some kind of an example) and needs to go to rehab before someone finds her dead on a floor somewhere. As for the crying part, stop talking shit people, we all know damn well we would cry too if we were sentenced to jail for drinking.

First Stills From Burlesque

Enjoy =)

Lady Gaga is that you?

My sources are telling me that the above images are in fact Lady Gaga. What do you guys think of this look?

Americans and Soccer

The following does not apply to all americans, just the Glory Hunting ones. When the world cup started, I noticed there were a lot more soccer fans in the U.S. than I'd ever seen before. I thought, hmm this is funny because I know that 90% of these idiots cheering for the U.S. couldn't tell you what club team all of the players play for, so why are they acting like they care about soccer? Well then I realized as soon as the US got eliminated only the true soccer fans remain interested in the world cup and to be honest, it's a lot more enjoyable without these know nothing's cheering for a sport they know nothing about. And to be even more honest, USA did not deserve to win. A perfect example of this, was the next day in the Post the headline said and I quote "This is a stupid sport anyway," ok guys, that doesn't make the US sound like sore losers at all, congratulations for your sportsmanship and maturity, you guys deserve an award or something. Let's take ESPN for another example, as soon as a game was over they would cut straight to highlights of other sports. Not to mention that all the american commentators should be shot in the face. What do I mean by that? Let's see, when Portugal beat Korea 7-0 one of the ignorant american commentators said "its like they scored a touchdown." The most annoying of the annoyances would have to be Alexi Lalas, for a man who played professional soccer, it amazes me how little he knows about the sport. Besides the fact that hes got a bias for the US team, he had the nerve to say that Gerrard, Lampard and Rooney aren't world class players. Coming from someone who is not a world class player, I wouldn't take his remarks to heart, how would he know what a world class player looks like? All I can say is that I am happy to see the US go home and look forward to seeing an actual talented team win the world cup. Also, while I'm ranting, if I see "Soccer stud Donovan" one more time, I'm going to start punching people in the face.

Bands to Listen To

 Interpol- They are just amazing. Listen to: NYC and Take You on A Cruise










Placebo- Think of daybreakers. Listen to: Pierrot the Clown

The Broken Bells- The lead singers voice is amazing.  Listen to: The High Road

Band of Horses- I just love them. Listen to: No one's gonna love you